Impressions

It's that time of year!

1) Voguing crows announce the party. (Black Moon by Minako Yoshida)

2) Too much rose quartz in the 3-way call! (Jour 3 by Hildegard)

3) Puritan chipmunks disapprove of satin. (Satan in Love by La Bellini)

4) Feel as arrythmic as a white person at a concert. (Eras by Juana Molina)

5) It's 80 degrees but a Morrissey-loving teen is still wearing a hoodie. (The Pines by La Luz)

6) A sexy crone. (Slow Hot Wind by Penny Goodwin)

 

We have another month! It still counts! 

 

1) A summer bummer 

2) No forced yoga retreat socializing! 

3) Thundercloud Margie, WTF? 

4) You know Nick's seen a time lapse flower blooming 

5) *soft salty kisses* 

6) We got the garden gnome!

 

 

Phew! Glad that’s over.

1) EYE CONTACT
2) Did someone say room service?
3) Put the ring in the thing
4) The one thing we all share
5) That’s it, I’m re-becoming a goth
6) The opposite of teen angst

We're back! If you're not LLLing, what are you even doing?

1) Only Bad B*tches in the trellis
2) Tumbleweeds are drifters too
3) Lounging at the pool and catcalling men 4) Almost a Ye farce
5) Love Bugs --> Hate Worms
6) The unorgasmic pleasure of watching your partner bake bread

Tarot is a judgment-free zone. Join us as we explore our past, present, and future spreads— through music. 

1) A fool’s journey
2) Noir ruminations
3) Infomercial for a new life
4) Un-hypnotize yourself
5) Float through it
6) Funky advice! 

 

3 fave animals, in order, and why you like them.

1) Lonely Blue Whales.
2) Synchronized Swimming Seals.
3) Hard-Working Carrier Pigeons.
4) Genre Paintings, but the Humans Are Bears.
5) Dumpster-Diving Opossums.
6) Trixie Crows.

Anthropomorphizing our favorite plants.

1) Tropicals in space
2) Cottonwood ghosts
3) Musings on mugwort
4) Runaway junipers
5) Princess trees = huge divas
6) Cool as a cactus

Mostly dog world, and some cat world.

1) An impressionistic pet portrait, panting included.
2) CUTE and she knows it.
3) He's a Child of God.
4) We found him, and he found us!
5) A feline medium to the beyond.
6) Ecstatic playtime!

Not the movie, the emotional state of being. But also -- the movie.

1) Is it hold music or massage music?
2) Life doesn't end at twenty-five
3) Compostable cup problems
4) This is the permafrost we need to melt
5) Deliciously lethargic
6) *Don't* let it go 

The best conversationalist? Myself!

1) A community luxury lending library, accessible to all cats.
2) Why do you mute yourself?
3) Verbal diarrhea.
4) I'm learning, please don't judge me! 😬
5) Help that baby deer learn to ice skate.
6) You don't need to know what their childhood home looks like.